Lunch has become tasteless?
Shirts wrinkled?
Beer warm?
You'll find a way out on Ryanair in the form of tickets for your wife to go shopping in Milan ??!
For example, Paphos - Milan (Bergamo) - Paphos from May 16 to 23 for 27€ round trip. There are other dates in May at +/- that price. Check with airline
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